Wednesday, September 19, 2012

More Vebster's

Entry 41:    Islamic Tenet.
The Timeless Sunnah of the Prophet.
Definition:  Stuff I wanna do.
Usage: "Jaan, could you please prepare some gulab jamun? The Prophet loved sweets."

Entry 42:
Alternate Islamic Tenet:
The Sunnah of the Prophet was completely appropriate for seventh century society and we can never be as great as he was so why try?

Definition: Stuff I don't wanna do.

Usage:  "The Prophet married a much older woman. How pious he was and how very apt that was for that particular era and that very specific society that no longer exists. 

Alternative usage: "So what if my fiancée hasn't graduated college yet?

2 comments:

Prince Harry said...

What I gather from this is that No Shave November is compulsory.

Nilofer said...

Va Va! Vebster you are so cheeky!