Tuesday, March 7, 2017

You Know it's Armageddon When...

1) George W now looks like an intellectual and a raving liberal.
2) In terms of service to humanity, attorneys are now up there with special education teachers, social workers and doctors on overseas medical missions.
3) You have now become a lover of the headscarf and no longer shudder at the word muHAJJAbah.
4) Muslim children comment that they have been to the local church more frequently than to the mosque lately.
5) You understand what it's like to live under a totalitarian regime and have stopped making fun of Syrians.
6) You put earplugs on when people start talking about Justin Trudeau.
7) You now know what a state comptroller is.

1 comment:

Nabeela said...

8) You are nostalgic for a time when the arts, biomedical research, helping under-served communities, the environment, and NPR were national priorities.