Friday, October 24, 2014

Mariam Webster's Dictionary: Entry 59

Today's entry c/o guest blogger-twitter.com/emanhaly

Askward – a question posed to someone that will ultimately result in an awkward moment.

“Hey did you get invited to Mumtaz' mehndi today?”

“Uh no.”

*awkward moment*

“Hey are you pregnant?”

(Looks at belly) “Uh, no. I haven't even had my nikkah yet.”

*awkward moment*

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gulp. I can relate.

Nabeela said...

Pregnant vs. nikkah? BRILLIANT!!